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supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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my herpderp voice

I got tagged by caewaiisar so erm let’s commence the voice meme (with an unconfident sound, a lot of ers and the glory of a malaysian accent)

  1. Your name and username.

  2. Where you’re from.

  3. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

  4. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

  5. What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

  6. What do you call gym shoes?

  7. What do you call your grandparents?

  8. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

  9. What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

  10. Choose a book and read a passage from it.

  11. Do you think you have an accent?

  12. Be a wizard or a vampire?

  13. Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

I did this before and I think this sounds less fake, cos I am not trying to use a different accent (which is the one I use to speak to westerners). This is already crossing the border between proper English and full Malaysian.

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

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femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

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